Now You Know Show #050: Halloween Special Report

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Now You Know Show: #50: Halloween Special Report

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Learn hoodoo: In this episode we explore the meaning of Halloween in a small Texas town.



This evening we have a Halloween Special Report.



"From deep in the heart of Texas, where the stars at night are big and bright, comes The Now You Know Show, with Professor Charles Porterfield, here to tell it like it was and how it is, to help school ya, so no one can fool ya!"

Tune in and learn valuable lessons about the practice of hoodoo, conjure, and throwing roots with a skilled practitioner who brings a lifetime of experience to the task of teaching and a wealth of creativity to the presentation of entertainment. Professor Porterfield is a talented rootworker, a gifted DJ and voice-actor, a beloved psychic reader, and a well-loved author. Follow him into the authentic core of Southern conjure as you absorb the Sacred Secrets of Scriptural Sorcery, jot down Miss Loretta's weekly crock-pot recipes, get your Lucky Numbers, and brush up on your botanical lore from Miss Cat's "Hoodoo Herb and Root Magic," all the while following the amazing adventures of an old-timey Texas radio station crew whose shows -- and lives -- range unpredictably between soap opera and comedy.

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Here's the Chat Log for this episode:

07:24:22 PM the LMC Radio Network welcome!
07:38:29 PM Ghia (})(F)(H)
07:38:29 PM the LMC Radio Network *runs by carrying props, stops and stares* Hello! *runs off to get show ready*
07:39:27 PM gabrielle swain :P
07:39:32 PM the LMC Radio Network T-Minus 20 minutes and counting
07:49:53 PM the LMC Radio Network T-Minus 10 minutes and counting
07:52:58 PM ChristyXP Hi everyone! (})
07:53:17 PM the LMC Radio Network *runs past adjusting curtains and lights* (})
07:54:31 PM ChristyXP I'm so excited about the show!
07:54:56 PM the LMC Radio Network T-minus 5 minutes and counting
07:58:51 PM the LMC Radio Network T-minus 1 minute and counting
07:59:38 PM catherine yronwode Hello!
07:59:43 PM Alicia H Hello
07:59:45 PM the LMC Radio Network waves
07:59:53 PM ChristyXP Hello! Welcome!
08:00:10 PM Troll Towelhead GMS hello
08:00:28 PM Ghia Sound!!!!
08:00:32 PM the LMC Radio Network Houston we are go!
08:00:39 PM ChristyXP Woot!
08:01:03 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Yiha!!
08:01:52 PM Candelos Corner Radio nsala malecu all
08:02:01 PM the LMC Radio Network Shalom brother
08:02:31 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Assalam alaykum
08:04:14 PM Troll Towelhead GMS A situation!!
08:04:44 PM catherine yronwode Oh no ... emergency personnel? What happened?
08:04:54 PM Troll Towelhead GMS With bread and cattle feed?
08:05:00 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh dear, power!
08:05:13 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Back generator, whew! Running on tuna fish oil?
08:05:31 PM catherine yronwode Is Christy okay?
08:05:40 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Yes, did Christy fall in?
08:05:52 PM ChristyXP I'm fine. Everything is ok here. Just some power flickers
08:05:54 PM catherine yronwode How about the grandkids?
08:06:01 PM gabrielle swain I know what you are doing here.
08:06:09 PM Liquid Libations Radio Glad everyone is ok!
08:07:04 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Here it's a time when we WEAR COSTUMES!
08:07:11 PM Troll Towelhead GMS And feast a bit.
08:07:53 PM catherine yronwode A live report!
08:08:09 PM catherine yronwode Wink Winkerson ... at the Water Plant in Denton, TX
08:08:57 PM catherine yronwode A series of small explosions.... cause not yet determined
08:09:10 PM catherine yronwode Attacked!?
08:09:20 PM catherine yronwode A rocket being launched?
08:09:24 PM catherine yronwode ***!
08:09:39 PM catherine yronwode Internal explosion....
08:10:03 PM ChristyXP meh, they said that when the fertilizer place in West blew up, too. Everyone always thinks it's an attack.
08:10:31 PM catherine yronwode Oh, yes, i remember rhe explosions in West. That was scary...
08:10:41 PM ChristyXP Yes it was!
08:11:14 PM ChristyXP Lucky Numbers!
08:11:23 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Yah!
08:12:27 PM Troll Towelhead GMS http://www.professorporterfield.com
08:12:31 PM Papa Newt 4 - 9 - 13 - 17 - 26 - 50
08:12:33 PM Troll Towelhead GMS 4-9-13-17-26-50
08:12:33 PM ChristyXP 4 - 9 - 13 - 17 - 26 - 50
08:12:39 PM catherine yronwode 4 - 9 - 13 - 17 - 26 - 50
08:12:47 PM Papa Newt 250 - 444 - 999
08:12:50 PM Troll Towelhead GMS We're all hearing the same broadcast!
08:12:53 PM catherine yronwode 250 - 444 - 999
08:12:55 PM Papa Newt Good evening everyone.
08:12:58 PM ChristyXP 250 - 444 - 999
08:13:01 PM Troll Towelhead GMS 250-444-999; not 666?! Feh
08:13:03 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Hi Papa Newt!
08:13:04 PM ChristyXP Hi Papa Newt!
08:13:09 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Ace of Spades!!
08:13:10 PM ChristyXP Ace of Spades
08:13:10 PM catherine yronwode Ace of Spades -- the Death card!
08:13:10 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Wow!
08:13:22 PM ChristyXP ouch
08:13:38 PM catherine yronwode Weird. That's a hit, for sure. Hope folks at the plant are only injured....
08:13:54 PM catherine yronwode Ancestor Veneration
08:14:04 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Ancestor Veneration - OR How do you are if you don't know where you came from?
08:14:22 PM ChristyXP haha I know this one!
08:14:48 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Screamin Jay Hawkins?
08:14:54 PM ChristyXP yes indeed!
08:15:14 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I will guess 'Whistlin' Past the Graveyard'.
08:15:14 PM catherine yronwode Screamin Jay Hawkins. Don't know the title, though....
08:15:20 PM ChristyXP Whistlin' past the graveyard
08:15:26 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oo, i'm hot.
08:15:41 PM ChristyXP you are!
08:15:57 PM Ghia I usually walk in the graveyard, as a rule
08:16:00 PM ChristyXP the artist is usually the tough part for you, Troll
08:16:07 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Indeed.
08:16:35 PM ChristyXP we used to hold our breath when we drove past a graveyard
08:16:37 PM Papa Newt Whistlin' past the graveyard... hmm
08:17:10 PM Liquid Libations Radio I did that too as a kid Christy, until I realized that air was a little more important to me. lol
08:17:20 PM Papa Newt Was that screaming Jay?
08:17:25 PM ChristyXP LOL
08:17:27 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I can be terrible with names. First thought: "Spike Jones? No! That bone-through-the-nose guy!")
08:17:30 PM Papa Newt *screamin'
08:17:31 PM ChristyXP Yes, Papa Newt
08:17:37 PM Papa Newt Ok
08:17:51 PM catherine yronwode A former boxer, too.
08:18:05 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Middleweight Champion of the state of Alaska!
08:19:35 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Samhain (Sow-un for some reason it is pronounced).
08:19:59 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I once undertook to take up a fictional character amongst them called 'Sam Hane', naturally.
08:20:18 PM Troll Towelhead GMS LMHR Hour!
08:20:18 PM Papa Newt http://www.blogtalkradio.com/luckymojoh ... otworkhour
08:20:33 PM catherine yronwode Halloween, All Saints, All Souls, Day of the Dead ... association to the ancestors.
08:20:53 PM catherine yronwode Skull-duggery (pun!)
08:21:42 PM catherine yronwode The use of the word "ancestors" as a quick script-flip for God or the Devil (the ancestors made me do it).
08:22:06 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Chet Hunt, right?
08:22:08 PM catherine yronwode Chet Hunt is now live from the Denton Regional Medical Center.
08:22:42 PM catherine yronwode Patients being brought into the hospital. Not all from the Water Plant?!
08:23:03 PM catherine yronwode Patients ... 20 people being brought in.
08:23:17 PM ChristyXP wow, that's quite a lot for Denton
08:24:08 PM catherine yronwode Currently 55 patients in the hospital, and not all from the Power and Water Center.
08:25:11 PM ChristyXP ok, locking the door
08:25:18 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Me too.
08:25:33 PM catherine yronwode Explosion!
08:25:38 PM catherine yronwode I heard that!!!!
08:25:51 PM ChristyXP holy cow!
08:25:52 PM catherine yronwode I did hear it!
08:25:52 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Me too!
08:26:07 PM Troll Towelhead GMS We could hear it in California!
08:26:50 PM catherine yronwode La Paloma!!!!!
08:26:55 PM Troll Towelhead GMS LOL
08:27:00 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Ah but who is it ?
08:27:00 PM catherine yronwode Oh i love this song! THANK YOU!
08:27:37 PM catherine yronwode So lovely....
08:27:43 PM Troll Towelhead GMS No dancing emoticon!!
08:27:48 PM Troll Towelhead GMS (lol)
08:27:51 PM Candelos Corner Radio may i have this dance ? (H)<:o)(H)
08:28:36 PM catherine yronwode What a pretty voice she has.
08:28:42 PM Troll Towelhead GMS A bird-like opera star.
08:28:50 PM catherine yronwode Yes, a bit of coloratura.
08:29:22 PM catherine yronwode Dang! A gas station on fire... an abulance swerved into the station on Upper Locust.
08:29:31 PM ChristyXP the Shell?!
08:30:46 PM catherine yronwode If you are in Denton, Louisville, or Denton County, Texas .... severe emergency situations.
08:31:29 PM catherine yronwode Wink is live ...
08:31:40 PM Candelos Corner Radio is it aliens? zombies?
08:31:44 PM Troll Towelhead GMS He's so DEDICATED!
08:32:11 PM Candelos Corner Radio im on the edge of my seat!
08:32:14 PM catherine yronwode Series of explosions at Water and Power plant, not a rocket. The explosion came from above -- a meteor.
08:32:25 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh no!! Death from above!
08:32:32 PM catherine yronwode Bright blue streak hit the Treatment Center.
08:32:45 PM catherine yronwode Similar meteorite strike in an around North Texas.
08:32:46 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I'm getting the chainsaw.
08:32:55 PM catherine yronwode Lake Ray Hubbard and Lake Louisville.
08:33:34 PM ChristyXP well, at least they hit the lake
08:33:42 PM catherine yronwode and other areas... the fire in the power plant is not yet under control.
08:33:42 PM Troll Towelhead GMS 6 meteors!!
08:33:45 PM Liquid Libations Radio OMG! There are meteor sitings up here in the north!
08:34:15 PM catherine yronwode Some sort of activity ... a crowd of people.... police barricades....
08:34:20 PM catherine yronwode OH MY GOD!
08:34:31 PM catherine yronwode Breaking through the police barricades.
08:34:50 PM catherine yronwode Back to the studio. Open mike!
08:34:55 PM catherine yronwode Wink, are you there?
08:35:04 PM Candelos Corner Radio you better get to moving
08:35:14 PM TanyaRondon Good thing I live in the Pacific Northwest.
08:35:36 PM catherine yronwode Charles sounds scared....
08:35:56 PM catherine yronwode Christy, stay in the house.
08:36:25 PM ChristyXP I am. Doors are locked.
08:36:29 PM catherine yronwode Power flickers at the atation.
08:36:35 PM catherine yronwode Switching to the back-up generators.
08:36:47 PM catherine yronwode Yes, we can hear you!
08:36:58 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Yes.
08:36:58 PM catherine yronwode Yes, BTR is still on
08:37:08 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I can log in if you need me to.
08:37:21 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Just let me know.
08:37:35 PM catherine yronwode Siva, if he does go off, then log in, okay -- in the meantime, he's got the board.
08:37:55 PM catherine yronwode Miss Loretta Evans of the 1st and 2nd Baptists churches of Quimby...
08:38:20 PM catherine yronwode The Mayor of Denton will be making a public announcement.
08:39:15 PM Liquid Libations Radio Christy, Prof. P. y'all be safe.
08:39:26 PM catherine yronwode "As of 9:00 PM city of Denton is under martial law." says the Mayor.
08:40:01 PM catherine yronwode Units of the National Guard have been mobilized.
08:41:11 PM ChristyXP that's in 20 minutes. how will you get home from the studio?
08:41:30 PM catherine yronwode She did that very well, considering her main experience is on the church cooking show.
08:41:59 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Indeed.
08:42:47 PM catherine yronwode He's reading from a book -- he's reading the martial law statutes of Texas!
08:43:19 PM catherine yronwode LMC Radion station in Denton Texas is now under state of Texas government
08:43:26 PM catherine yronwode Test alarm noise!
08:43:35 PM catherine yronwode The Civil Defense code.
08:44:18 PM catherine yronwode Holy CRAP. The fucking alien voice of General Auto Tune!
08:44:40 PM Troll Towelhead GMS What a weird mechanized voice!
08:44:59 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Or until BlogTalkRadio kicks you out.
08:47:24 PM Troll Towelhead GMS ::cough:: ::cough:: brainstem ::cough:: ::ahem, gurgle::
08:48:22 PM catherine yronwode Wink is off the air. Miss Loretta Evans is not on the air, either....
08:48:27 PM catherine yronwode Is the wifi down?
08:48:38 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Ours or his?
08:48:51 PM catherine yronwode Calling Phil "Patchy" Fogg in Sanger, Texas.
08:49:04 PM catherine yronwode HISS -- they are not able to phone in!
08:49:04 PM ChristyXP my wifi is still working
08:49:08 PM ChristyXP but we are FIOS
08:49:12 PM catherine yronwode Good, Christy.
08:49:12 PM Troll Towelhead GMS This one is still working so far.
08:49:18 PM ChristyXP so it's underground
08:49:25 PM catherine yronwode Music....
08:49:46 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I Put a Spell On You?
08:49:54 PM catherine yronwode Oh, i see.... but Miss Loretta was using a cell phone, i think.
08:50:01 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Louis Armstrong?
08:50:22 PM ChristyXP I can't tell because my phone gets the house wifi
08:50:24 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Yes, i think so.
08:50:27 PM ChristyXP and I'm not going outside
08:50:30 PM catherine yronwode No idea who this music is by. Could be the old Johnny Otis big band.... from long ago...
08:50:44 PM catherine yronwode No, stay inside, Christy, for Pete sake!
08:50:56 PM ChristyXP I am
08:51:10 PM ChristyXP Is this Harlem Nocturne?
08:51:13 PM catherine yronwode Too twirly sounding for Artie Shaw.
08:51:25 PM catherine yronwode Nelson Riddle type strings in the bkg.
08:51:32 PM catherine yronwode Major chord ending.....
08:51:32 PM Troll Towelhead GMS At first i thought it might be Harlem Nocturne but i didn't think it sounded right.
08:51:56 PM catherine yronwode That's why i thought it was Johnny Otis...
08:52:08 PM catherine yronwode Chet Hunt. at the medical cnter....
08:52:27 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I just heard something scratching on the wall outside the house.
08:52:32 PM catherine yronwode ... with other reporters, Denton Record-Chronicle reporters, and TV reporters too.
08:52:41 PM catherine yronwode "The hospital is at capacity."
08:52:57 PM catherine yronwode Sending patients to the Presbyterian Hospital.
08:52:58 PM ChristyXP hundreds?!
08:53:12 PM catherine yronwode Yes, he said "hundreds."
08:53:21 PM catherine yronwode Bitten and mauled, and attacked
08:53:26 PM catherine yronwode Burn victims.
08:53:34 PM catherine yronwode And unresponsive individuals.
08:54:40 PM catherine yronwode Uh oh ...
08:55:08 PM Troll Towelhead GMS What?!!
08:55:09 PM Papa Newt :'(
08:55:17 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh NO !!
08:55:23 PM catherine yronwode Just been informed by Dr. Anders that the body of Wink Winkerson, veteran reporter of the LMC radio network, had arrived at the morgue.
08:55:34 PM catherine yronwode Oh no, that's terrible.
08:55:59 PM catherine yronwode Treatment centers have been established.
08:56:14 PM catherine yronwode National Guard has set up a triage center.
08:56:19 PM catherine yronwode Around the courthouse.
08:56:35 PM catherine yronwode The historic courthouse on the square.
08:57:02 PM catherine yronwode Johnny is very upset. Wink is dead.
08:57:38 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Me too, he was so DEDICATED!
08:57:49 PM catherine yronwode Presbyterian Hospital now full, no longer taking patients either.
08:57:55 PM catherine yronwode Go to the courthouse.
08:59:01 PM catherine yronwode Aww.... so sad.....
08:59:14 PM catherine yronwode When the lights go on again all over the world!
08:59:41 PM catherine yronwode Vera Lynn
09:00:14 PM Troll Towelhead GMS How do you *remember* these names?!!
09:01:56 PM catherine yronwode Oh, Vera Lynn is famous for this song....
09:02:17 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Okee-doke.
09:02:25 PM catherine yronwode It was a favourite in World War Two.
09:02:45 PM catherine yronwode Miss Loretta Evans is okay and she is at the courthouse at the triage center.
09:03:51 PM catherine yronwode She seems near tears....
09:04:03 PM catherine yronwode "A large number of wounded and injured people..."
09:04:21 PM catherine yronwode "A bright blue streak!"
09:04:46 PM catherine yronwode "Out of nowhere! Another one, Oh my goodness! A shower of meteors!"
09:04:54 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Take cover!!
09:05:18 PM catherine yronwode "These flashes of blue light, like shooting stars...."
09:05:25 PM catherine yronwode Loretta, run! Run!
09:05:29 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Run!!
09:05:38 PM catherine yronwode Loretta! Hundreds of them!
09:05:54 PM catherine yronwode These people, soft blue light, Oh my GOD!
09:05:57 PM Troll Towelhead GMS RUN!!!
09:06:14 PM catherine yronwode No, not Miss Loretta!
09:06:46 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Harlem Nocturne
09:06:48 PM gabrielle swain Harlem Nocturne
09:06:49 PM catherine yronwode Harlem Nocturne by Martin Denny?
09:07:06 PM Troll Towelhead GMS With all this mayhem we're still guessing at the songs.
09:07:11 PM Troll Towelhead GMS :'(
09:07:17 PM catherine yronwode Well, i guess so.
09:07:27 PM catherine yronwode More like Martin Denny than Johnny Otis....
09:07:35 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Should we hop a plane there right away to help>???
09:07:43 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Christy do you need us there?
09:08:19 PM catherine yronwode Poor Miss Loretta! I feel bad guessing at song titles while she is probably gravely injured or, worse... dead.
09:08:24 PM ChristyXP Gareth has the house barricaded, and we put out all the lights
09:08:28 PM ChristyXP Babies in the back bedroom
09:08:33 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Excellent, Christy.
09:09:05 PM catherine yronwode Christy, fill some containers with water in case the water goes off -- the first explosions were at the water plant, after all.
09:09:11 PM catherine yronwode Fill the bathtub...
09:09:21 PM Troll Towelhead GMS What?!!
09:09:28 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Stepping outside!!?!
09:09:38 PM catherine yronwode Charles -- don't go outside!
09:09:42 PM catherine yronwode Jeez, man!
09:09:58 PM catherine yronwode Up on the hill, looking down at Denton.
09:10:03 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Dedication to his job despite dangers!
09:10:04 PM catherine yronwode The courthouse is ablaze...
09:10:18 PM catherine yronwode More bright blue streaks.
09:10:29 PM catherine yronwode Falling all around.
09:10:50 PM catherine yronwode Tendrils of smoke or steam rising from where some of the meteorites have hit.
09:10:58 PM catherine yronwode Looks like steam.
09:11:14 PM catherine yronwode National Guard forces were overrun.
09:11:34 PM catherine yronwode Trucks moving out from the Armory, three troop trucks and a tank.
09:11:48 PM catherine yronwode Johnny sees....
09:11:56 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Get inside!!!
09:11:59 PM catherine yronwode People... at the edge of the parking lot...
09:12:05 PM catherine yronwode Charles offering to help.
09:12:10 PM catherine yronwode They are retreating!
09:12:13 PM catherine yronwode RUN!
09:12:22 PM catherine yronwode Door clams!
09:12:26 PM catherine yronwode slams!
09:12:34 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh no!
09:12:43 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I can hear them banging to get in.
09:12:49 PM catherine yronwode They made it. Music -- sounds of attack!
09:12:57 PM catherine yronwode The Carioca!
09:13:07 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Doris Day?
09:13:47 PM Troll Towelhead GMS :$
09:14:11 PM Troll Towelhead GMS The New Tapioca?
09:14:14 PM catherine yronwode What version is this? So weird!
09:15:00 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh it's the New Cary Tapioca.
09:15:15 PM catherine yronwode Oh! This is the Jo Stafford parody! Darlene Edwards!
09:15:19 PM catherine yronwode I think!
09:15:28 PM Troll Towelhead GMS :::shields his ...... internal ........ organs::::
09:15:36 PM catherine yronwode "Darlene Edwards" was this persona Jo Stafford had that sang off-key.
09:15:52 PM catherine yronwode Yay for Jo Stafford!
09:16:11 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Should Gareth go down to the studio with some weapons?
09:16:29 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Maybe some torches and shotguns?
09:16:41 PM catherine yronwode Barricaded in the studio ... orange lights all over town
09:16:44 PM Troll Towelhead GMS You are on, Professor!
09:16:59 PM catherine yronwode We can hear you, Professor, BTR is still picking you up....
09:17:17 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Yes, i'm running back-up on the studio board to make sure it doesn't go down.
09:17:25 PM catherine yronwode Thanks, siva.
09:17:34 PM Troll Towelhead GMS We're hanging on with you, Charles!!
09:18:22 PM catherine yronwode Massive chaos in North Texas, some reports in from Louisville, Ponder, and other outlying areas.
09:18:36 PM catherine yronwode Everything is fine in Sanger, according to Phil Fogg.
09:19:02 PM catherine yronwode The streets are full of deranged individuals who are out for blood.
09:19:05 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh no! Good thing you could barricade yourself in.
09:19:20 PM catherine yronwode He's sounding weird... drinking water on air...
09:19:28 PM catherine yronwode Oh no, the water treatment plant!
09:19:45 PM catherine yronwode From the sink, not the water cooler.
09:19:51 PM catherine yronwode Oh, no!
09:19:54 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh no!! The treatment plant!!! Your'e right!!
09:19:58 PM catherine yronwode It's the water!
09:20:12 PM catherine yronwode They ... that's how they're gettin it....
09:20:21 PM catherine yronwode Oh, no!
09:20:28 PM catherine yronwode Johnny, he is NOT okay!
09:20:37 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Hey! We should call someone near to him right now to go over ahnd help!
09:20:49 PM catherine yronwode Johnny, calling for help...
09:20:51 PM Troll Towelhead GMS I'm calling Valentina!! She's in Dallas!!!
09:20:58 PM catherine yronwode No longer able to broadcast...
09:21:17 PM Troll Towelhead GMS ::dialing up Valentina and Major Tom::
09:21:19 PM catherine yronwode We can hear Johnny's live mike....
09:21:29 PM catherine yronwode Oh, *** -- he's attacking Johnny!
09:21:40 PM catherine yronwode Angel of Death!
09:21:56 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh no!!! this is terrible!! Christy, You've gotta get someone down there to help him.
09:22:00 PM catherine yronwode I think Johnny is hurt ... or worse.
09:22:07 PM Troll Towelhead GMS He was growling!
09:22:34 PM catherine yronwode It's a Hank Williams song, in case it matters.
09:22:44 PM catherine yronwode No more name it and claim it....
09:22:45 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Oh...... thank you.
09:23:03 PM catherine yronwode The repeater... Is anyone there?
09:23:06 PM Troll Towelhead GMS We can hear you!
09:23:29 PM catherine yronwode Weird voice!
09:23:39 PM Troll Towelhead GMS WHAT?! Who is that!
09:23:50 PM catherine yronwode This is creepy!
09:24:07 PM catherine yronwode No one left but me .... BUT WHO ARE YOU?
09:24:15 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Horrible jokes! I think this may be Count Ghoulash's cousin.
09:24:23 PM catherine yronwode "As the screams are dying ... down..."
09:24:29 PM the LMC Radio Network *Throws the house lights ON*
09:24:41 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Someone's there!
09:24:44 PM Troll Towelhead GMS You're alive!!
09:24:54 PM catherine yronwode Professor, a holiday offering!
09:24:54 PM gabrielle swain Concerto number 1 in Bflat minor
09:24:56 PM Papa Newt *claps and cheers*
09:25:04 PM Troll Towelhead GMS WHAT?! You were JOKING?!
09:25:07 PM catherine yronwode "Saying 'boo'"
09:25:10 PM ChristyXP That was fun! *claps*
09:25:18 PM Papa Newt Herbert would be so proud.
09:25:19 PM gabrielle swain well done, Orson.
09:25:25 PM catherine yronwode So good!
09:25:29 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Mwahahahahahaha
09:25:51 PM ChristyXP Look to the skies, folks!
09:26:02 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Grinning glowing globular inhabitant
09:26:03 PM the LMC Radio Network follow up from Count Goulash after the end music
09:26:04 PM catherine yronwode WOW!
09:26:10 PM Troll Towelhead GMS LOL!
09:26:17 PM the LMC Radio Network *steps out and takes a bow*
09:26:21 PM catherine yronwode That was f u c k i n g spectacular!
09:26:28 PM gabrielle swain applause, applause
09:26:30 PM ChristyXP Yay! *claps*
09:26:36 PM catherine yronwode Dang, even down to "La Paloma!"
09:26:40 PM Troll Towelhead GMS :::applause with hoots:::
09:26:43 PM catherine yronwode YAYAYAYAYAY!
09:26:46 PM the LMC Radio Network *smiles wide and nods*
09:26:48 PM BeyondtheSunAstrology Fabulous.
09:26:54 PM Papa Newt (lol)
09:27:01 PM Troll Towelhead GMS ::puts away the chainsaw::
09:27:30 PM catherine yronwode Charles, you are a real treasure.
09:27:39 PM the LMC Radio Network I hope you all enjoyed a little Old Time Radio for Halloween, and the one year anniversary of the LMC Radio Network!
09:27:50 PM Troll Towelhead GMS A treat and a trick to be sure.
09:28:03 PM the LMC Radio Network Last words from Count Goulash coming up!
09:28:14 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Naturally, Miss Loretta went to pieces.
09:28:24 PM the LMC Radio Network *laughs*
09:28:29 PM Troll Towelhead GMS :)
09:28:40 PM the LMC Radio Network I hope Orson would be proud.
09:28:47 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Did he say "Johnny, letting the High Ball on through!"?
09:28:49 PM gabrielle swain He would
09:28:53 PM catherine yronwode I really, really admired your Chet impression That was spot-on.
09:28:55 PM ChristyXP I'm sure proud :-*
09:28:59 PM catherine yronwode REALLY GOOD!
09:29:30 PM Troll Towelhead GMS Chat log capture.
09:29:51 PM catherine yronwode With just the right moment of Walter Cronkite!
09:30:00 PM catherine yronwode Nice close!
09:30:00 PM Troll Towelhead GMS double-you-double-you-double-you luckymojo.com!

[Rev Ernest]

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[Rev Ernest]

Workshop flyers by Professor Porterfield are contained within The Black Folder and The Red Folder. Order The Hoodoo Heritage Festival Collection -- a great Discount Deal from Lucky Mojo!

Hoodoo Heritage Festival Collection (2 Books)

Use in Magic:
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Publisher: MISC
Publication dates: 2013, 2019
ISBNs: Various
Tagged: Spells and Magic, Spirituality, Divination, Herbalism, Specials

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[Rev Ernest]

Prof. Porterfield Author's Special (3 Books and 2 Decks of Playing Cards)

Use in Magic:
The works of Professor Charles Porterfield comprise "A Deck of Spells: Hoodoo Playing Card Magic in Rootwork and Conjure," including the origins of playing cards and how to use them in your magical work with more than 100 spells, charms, and authentic old-time divination methods; "The Sporting Life: How to Help Yourself with Hoodoo from the Streets to the Sheets," about the clandestine milieu of underworld beliefs and secret practices in the demimonde of prostitutes, pimps, madams, gamblers, bootleggers, and drag queens; and, "Hoodoo Bible Magic: Sacred Secrets of Scriptural Sorcery," co-authored by Miss Michaele and Professor Porterfield, on practical, honest, and straightforward Christian conjuration with the Holy Scriptures. In addition, you will receive two decks of playing cards -- use one for divination and the other for spell-casting, as described by Professor Porterfield.

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Product Details:
In this three-volume set -- a total of 288 pages! -- you will receive hundreds of traditional spells and prayers for remediation of life's romantic, financial, and legal problems, plus methods of divination and spell-casting that make use of The Bible and common playing cards. These three books regularly sell for $12.00 each (a total of $36.00) and the decks of cards sell for $4.50 each (the pair amounting to $9.00), for a total retail value of $45.00 -- but with this special offer you pay only $38.50 for the entire collection (a savings of $4.50). Order "The Professor Porterfield Author's Special" and you will receive one copy each of these 96-page books and decks of cards:

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• A Deck of Bee brand Playing Cards for divination or spell-casting
• A Deck of Bicycle brand Playing Cards for divination or spell-casting

Format: Three 96-page books (288 pages) trade paperbacks, illustrated plus two decks of playing cards for divination and spell-casting
Publisher: MISC and LMCCo
Publication dates: 2014-2016
ISBNs: Various
Tagged: Spells and Magic, Spirituality, Divination, Specials

BOO-SPE-PORT
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[nagasiva]

Now You Know Show: #50: Halloween Special Report

Listen to this show in our online archive, here:

http://tobtr.com/8016659

Learn hoodoo: In this episode we explore the meaning of Halloween in a small Texas town.

This evening we have a Halloween Special Report.

[nagasiva]

The Now You Know Show: #50: Halloween Special Report

Listen to this show in our online archive, here:

http://tobtr.com/8016659

Learn hoodoo: In this episode we explore the meaning of Halloween in a small Texas town.

You can read along with the original chatlog, found above, at:
post445639.html#p436618

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